The Pact!

There’s a pact that exists between a man and a woman, a pact that has much more meaning to it than the jovial promise behind it.

If you’ve been in the “friends zone” with the opposite sex, you’ve undoubtedly made this pact at least once (maybe 100 times) in your life.

The light bulb is starting to go off now isn’t it?

That’s right I’m talking about the “if we’re both still single in (x) years, let’s get together” pact.

Now, let’s clarify the true meaning behind this shall we.

If you are a girl who initiates the pact, it means:

– You have just recently become single again.
– This is about the 4th time in 2 years you’ve become single
– Your best friend is a guy who is always there to listen to teary “I’ll never find anyone” complaints.
– You have no intention on following through on the pact, but it’s nice to feel like you have options
– You conveniently forget the pact when the next future failed relationship cons you into believing ‘this is the one’.
– You’ve already changed your facebook status from single to in a relationship and back to single since you’ve started reading this blog.

If you’re a guy who initiates the pact, it means:

– You have been single for quite a while, and in fact cannot find anyone interested in you for longer than 12.8 seconds.
– You REALLY are in love with the girl you’ve made the pact, and want her right now.
– When you make the pact, you actually think you’ve told the girl your true feelings, when in the meantime, she still doesn’t have a clue how you feel.
– You genuinely believe that you will finally have a shot with her in 10 years (or whatever the time frame is for the pact to come into effect is.)
– You fully intend waiting for the girl, and convince yourself that every time she’s in a new relationship, you just need to wait it out.
– You already have certain girl in mind for a pact since you started reading this blog.

I don’t think I’ve spoken to the last person I made the pact with for about 4 years, but at least I only have 9 years to go before we finally get together…wahoo!

sigh on three.
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2 Responses to “The Pact!”

  1. Just Peachy Says:

    My best friend & I have this pact. If neither of us are with anyone when we turn 30 we’ll get together. We’re both girls.

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